Collection: Funny Nurse Badge Reels

A little humor goes a long way on a 12-hour shift. Our funny nurse badge reels bring the sarcasm, memes and inside jokes every healthcare worker gets, from Lord Have MRSA to It's Giving Sepsis and our popular cringe and "I'm fine" dolls.

Each one is handmade with a button-top topper, a 34" retractable cord and a 360° swivel clip. They make easy, affordable gifts for Nurses Week, graduation, coworkers and secret Santa.

Pair your reel with a breakaway nurse lanyard, or shop all gifts for nurses.

I'm Fine Blonde Messy Doll Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

I'm Fine Blonde Messy Doll Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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World's Most Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

World's Most Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Well That's Concerning Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Well That's Concerning Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Thou Shalt Not Tryeth Me Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Thou Shalt Not Tryeth Me Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Sedation Vacation Anesthesia Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Sedation Vacation Anesthesia Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Plaque Is Wack Dental Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Plaque Is Wack Dental Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Not Today Karen Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Not Today Karen Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Lord Have MRSA Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Lord Have MRSA Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Medicine Unicorn Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Medicine Unicorn Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Just a Little Ray of Pitch Black Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Just a Little Ray of Pitch Black Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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It's Giving Sepsis Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

It's Giving Sepsis Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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In Da Clerb We All Stressed Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

In Da Clerb We All Stressed Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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I'm Nice Pero No Te Pases Latina Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

I'm Nice Pero No Te Pases Latina Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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I Paused My Game to Be Here Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

I Paused My Game to Be Here Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Hold On Partner, I'm Overstimulated Frog Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Hold On Partner, I'm Overstimulated Frog Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Silly Goose Got Too Silly Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Silly Goose Got Too Silly Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Giving It My Some Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Giving It My Some Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Coffee, Scrubs and Rubber Gloves Nurse Badge Reel

Coffee, Scrubs and Rubber Gloves Nurse Badge Reel

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Born in the Late 1900s Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Born in the Late 1900s Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900s Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900s Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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All Oopsies No Daisies Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

All Oopsies No Daisies Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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African American Cringe Doll Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

African American Cringe Doll Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Blonde Cringe Doll Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Blonde Cringe Doll Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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I'm Fine Brunette Messy Doll Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

I'm Fine Brunette Messy Doll Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Brunette Cringe Doll Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

Brunette Cringe Doll Nurse Badge Reel, 1.50" Topper

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Bruh Doll Handcrafted Retractable Badge Reel for Nurses, 1.50" Topper

Bruh Doll Handcrafted Retractable Badge Reel for Nurses, 1.50" Topper

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Let customers speak for us

from 351 reviews

Good lanyard

Looks good with good features. The length is perfect.

Behzad Khamneian

Classic American Flag Lanyard

08/31/2025

I love it

I use this lanyard for work and it's perfect :)

Bee

Bee Lanyard

10/07/2024

Easy to use

My daughter has to wear her school id everyday at school. This landyard makes it easy to see and for her to find.

Shanista

Butterfly Lanyard

09/06/2024

arrived very fast

arrived fast

Jessy47

Serape Lanyard

08/26/2024

A touch of paradise

I was looking for a tropical feel for my leash at work, and this fit the bill. Works well, very happy.

Jon C.

Tattoo Tribal Turtle Lanyard with Breakaway

08/11/2024

Works well

Strong for all my keys like the design

Limeloot Customer

Graphing Paper STEM Lanyard with Breakaway

07/31/2024

Sturdy

Doesn't detach keys stay in place great buy.

D.reed

Crossbone Skulls Lanyard

07/25/2024

Beautiful & Soft

I'm a teacher so my lanyards need to be light weight and comfortable for all day use. This lanyard is soft, bright and very light. It holds a small wallet that I clipped that holds my lip balm, teacher ID and a couple of keys. I highly recommend for a teacher, child or anyone who needs a durable yet beautiful lanyard that matches with everything.

City Teacher

06/21/2024

EXCELLENT QUALITY

Exactly what we wanted.

MALLYMAN

Tie Dye Lanyard with Breakaway

06/15/2024

thin but good quality

good quality but the on the thinner side in width

Brittany

Red Roses Lanyard

05/31/2024

Good sturdy lanyard

Love this lanyard. It's colorful and serves it's purpose. Clasps are strong and sturdy. Should be able to use it for the next couple of years.

Jo Anna MacDowell

Caution Lanyard

05/19/2024

Good for the price. I was worried maybe it was short for kids.

I got this for my sister who just got her first set of car keys. My main concern was that it might be extremely short. It's not thankfully. :) It seems to be a Standard length. Would buy again.

Easton

Cats and Fishbones lanyard

05/08/2024

Excelente

Un producto de calidad

Excelente producto, cumple con los requerimientos se pueden cargar dos dispositivos en simultÃ¡neo

04/21/2024

Cute

Very helpful for teenager with keys

Deanna

04/19/2024

Lanyards gonna lanyard

It's as pictured and works exactly as expected

Maple

04/12/2024

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